funny jokes that will make you cry
Getting reborn: I will make a harem this time.
by Worthless_Wanderer
NO YURI!!!!!!!!I have been asked this a lot, so here is the answer.Also, you can skip the first 4 chapters if you do not wish to read the backstory and get to chapter 20 at least, you can quit after that if you don't like it.***After being defeated by the hero and the others, our MC dies, but fate takes a turn for him when he gets reborn as the son of the hero, but was it fate or a preplanned action? Read, as he finds out the truth about his rebirth and about his past.This story has everything …
Was it you that night?
by Ten million
On the eve of their wedding, Yan Changsheng brought back a girl and publicly called off the marriage.Only then did Shen Qinghe realize that Yan Changsheng was the crazy male lead from a book, and the girl was the irresistible female protagonist.As for her, she was just early cannon fodder fated to die, and her elder sister was the malevolent female supporting character whom everyone wanted to beat up.Tsk, the plot is just freaking ridiculous!After awakening, Shen Qinghe busied herself with culti…
Contract Marriage: I Will Never Love You
by Angela_Carver88
"You wouldn't force me, would you? I thought you hated me," I plead."I do," Matthew hisses, his eyes flashing dangerously as he rips open my dress.Sarah Wilson's dreams of a perfect marriage shatter as Matthew's hatred for her is revealed on their wedding night. She had always loved him in secret, but now she realizes the ultimate truth - he despises her.Will Matthew ever see past his bitterness and realize they are meant to be together? Or will he make Sarah suffer until death finally separates…
Have You Written Your Will Today?
by WenQing
Shen Hua, the daughter of the Shen family that ran an embroidery business in Fengzhou, was pampered since she was a child. She had a pretty face and smooth, fair skin. Unfortunately, her body was weak, and she'd run out of breath after walking merely a few steps. She didn't have very long to live.The Shen family gradually faced its downfall, and her wedding was delayed again and again.Cui Yun, the eldest son of the Cui family, was a noble and stern man. He was entrusted to look after Shen Hua. W…
Blacksmith: You Are Making Mjolnir For The Forging Exam?
by Absolute World's Best Sword
# blacksmith # forgingIn a parallel world, everyone awakened to weapon talents. They used divine weapons to battle against ferocious creatures.Hence, the Forgemaster job class was born and was held in high esteem.Wu Mo transmigrated to this world and became a student of the top academy, Divine Arms Academy.The end-of-semester practical exam was in three days. Students were required to forge a divine weapon on the spot.However, he was not prepared at all!Fortunately, he awakened a system which al…
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
You Will Only Be Mine
by The_unknown_guy
A normal high school boy with nothing much happening in his life except for...life. Every new day was the same as the one before but he doesn't really care much about it. He thought of himself as a normal high school-going boy with no clear future. Lazy, sarcastic, but kind of intelligent, he was living a normal life.Though fate had different plans for him as he met a girl who he did and did not know. The school princess was the first thing he saw when he woke up in his bed caressing his head. T…
Let Me Make You a Star
by Killerbee
Lee Hyun, the man once known as the 'Midas of music'. He got thrown out of his agency and his wife betrayed him.He lost everything and there was no hope left for him, but life gave him another chance to redeem himself.He found himself in 2010.The time when the entertainment industry has just started to get popular all over the world.With his knowledge of the future and his composing skills, Lee Hyun decided to make a mark in the entertainment industry.This time, he would become the 'God of Enter…
I hate that I loved you!
by Mandy_CAHAYAA
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned…Rizi D'Souza, once a naive heiress, falls for the charming billionaire Zain Bennetti, only to have her life shattered by his ruthless betrayal. The son of the powerful Bennetti Conglomerate, Zain is driven by a dark desire for revenge, destroying Rizi and her family without remorse.But revenge is a dish best served cold. As Rizi transforms from a fallen heiress into a skilled hacker, she plots her own retribution. On her path to vengeance, she uncovers a we…
MAKE YOU MINE
by NiveditaC
Lyrical Fernando, a sweet and simple girl who was very good at taking care of people, which is one of the gifts that was passed on to her from her mother, apart from her beautiful yet pale face, cute nose, and golden brown hair. She came to the city to live with her aunt after her mother passed away and grew up with her cousin brother, who was overprotective of her but still was the best brother Lyrical could ever ask for.Melody Peters was born into a rich businessman family. However, her parent…
I will Love You Forever
by May_lion
MATURE CONTENT AHEAD.We are married and belong to each other but how come I don't remember being married at all?Ayla, a beautiful girl from Salem village losses her mind when her stepmother sells her to an old ugly man, Mr Parker but following a series of massacres in the village, on the day she is supposed to be given to Mr Parker, The monstrous werewolf, Gerard Jarek claims that he would only stop the attack as long as she is given to him as his wife.What would Ayla do to escape the clutches o…
Will You Remember Then?
by gents46
Allyza lifted her eyes to Hayri, her fiance who stood beside her on the deck. He looked back at her with those tender eyes, filled with so much love and admiration for her.Little did he know, that the woman he loved and adored so much for five years was the one he was long haunting down to kill to avenge for his father.
I Will Protect You This Time
by Haru_Minami
How far can you go to protect the one you love?Warning: Story contains extreme violence, gore and things that might be considered as ra*e. FYI, it won't have much smut scene. Yeah. So don't expect much.Artworks are by Bee
I Will Never Leave You
by Flaim
Has anyone heard about a birth mole, which holds the memory of a previous life? #School love #Historical romance (after some chapters) #Love Triangle #Funnygirlgang #Fatedlove #Romance R18 Lisa is a teenage girl waiting for her love, Stark, to come back to her hometown, which left her in her childhood. As expected, he returned, but with memory loss and also lost his father. She tried to bring back his memory in a naughty way, even though she went through so much during that. It was the time a s…
I hate that I love You
by RukhsarQadir
Seeing her in someone else's arms, why did it feel like he had lost the entire world?```He couldn't understand why he was acting like this.The unknown and indescribable amount of emotions welling up within threatened to rip his heart apart.Moomal! He called out to her but only silence replied to him.She finally removed her hand from the lock.Before Huzaifa could understand what was going on she suddenly turned around and wrapped her arms around his neck, locking him in a tight embrace.He was sho…
Funny jokes
by Habib_Chowdhury_4908
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Love Will Lead You Back
by MiszYumi
He looked at Ji An and she can sense something was wrong with him 'What is wrong with people today? Everyone seems off.'"Where have you been?" His voice was cold and firm.Ji An was taken aback by his question and the tone of it seemed like he was angry. "Do I have to report to you what I'm doing and where I Am?" She sarcastically replied and tried to ignore him.He moved closer to her and he put his left arm on her side resting on top of the bonnet of his car and his right arm on the other side. …
You Will Call Me Sir
by Elyon
If you were given a chance to obtain Power or Happiness, which one would you choose?Kate once had it all. Clothes, food, a place to stay, and a loving family. However, it all ended when her parents were murdered by a mysterious organization. Stella, her split personality, was the reason she barely made it out with her life.A few years passed as she lived everyday in desperation. Tired, hungry, bitter, and on the verge of collapse, she was saved by a young boy when things took a turn for the wors…
Will You Keep My Secret?
by fyaya
“I promise, I will keep your secret.”"What secret?""Well...your relationship with him, I won't tell anyone."Blake and Marissa knew each other since they were young, but one accident cost Blake his chances at being with Marissa. So against his better judgement, in order to be near her, he agreed to be her best friend.Ten years later, using the pressure his family imposed upon him to get married. Blake concocted a plan to enlist Melissa's help. Her role was to play as his wife. Can Blake finally c…